widowsnakehole:

BARACK OBAMA ATE AT RICK’S CAFE TODAY

THAT IS LITERALLY DOWN THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE

I EAT THERE AFTER EVERY MIDNIGHT MOVIE PREMIERE

I HAVE SAT IN THAT CHAIR

MY BUTT HAS TOUCHED WHERE HIS BUTT HAS TOUCHED

WE ARE BUTT TOUCHERS

is that weird

  1. kelpiescout reblogged this from librariansoul and added:
    GUYS HE WAS AT GREEN RUN AND MY ACCIDENTAL BUS RIDE TOOK ME RIGHT PAST THERE AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW. FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK
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