
BARACK OBAMA ATE AT RICK’S CAFE TODAY
THAT IS LITERALLY DOWN THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE
I EAT THERE AFTER EVERY MIDNIGHT MOVIE PREMIERE
I HAVE SAT IN THAT CHAIR
MY BUTT HAS TOUCHED WHERE HIS BUTT HAS TOUCHED
WE ARE BUTT TOUCHERS
is that weird
GUYS HE WAS AT GREEN RUN AND MY ACCIDENTAL BUS RIDE TOOK ME RIGHT PAST THERE AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW. FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK